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Entries in Zelda Convention (71)

Zelda Convention - June 22, 2011

Annie, are you okay? CAN YOU TELL US? ARE YOU OKAY?

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Vaya Con Dios, Spaz

It is with a heavy heart that I write about the recent cancellation of Sports Show with Norm Macdonald. Not cuz the show was so hot, but because it means no more Kyle, Norm's hilarious and ridiculously awkward "nephew"/field reporter.  Let's look back and remember the good times:

At an Ultimate Fighting Event:

Sports Show with Norm Macdonald Tuesdays, 10:30/9:30c
Ultimate Fighters with Kyle
www.comedycentral.com
Sports Show Norm Macdonald #SportsShow

 

 

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Zelda Convention - June 21, 2011

Robot Hoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuse!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today in Our Program, We Slap the Stupid Out of You

Act 5, "Wake the F*ck Up!" - in this act, This American Life host Ira Glass demands justice for The Onion and joins in the the growing movement to get a Pulitzer for America's Finest News Source. Stay with us...

 

(NSFW - unhinged public radio DJ language)

Shit is so Ira Glass....

Zelda Convention - June 20, 2011

The season finale of AMC's The Killing aired last night, and thus making this image I created irrelevant for many months...

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Great Commencement Speech or GREATEST Commencement Speech?

Stephen Colbert gives the 2011 Commencement Speech at his alma mater, Northwestern University

Zelda Convention - June 17, 2011

Sha-na-na-na....

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Zelda Convention - June 16, 2011

In a world...

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My First (Failed) Attempt at Random Snark

I logged in to Facebook and saw something from a tangential friend (we haven't spoken in years) on my wall. I responded in a nerdy, snarky fashion:

 

Then I was told "you just said she's gonna fail the bar exam" so I quickly deleted my comment and felt bad. But for one glorious moment, I was a random snarky troll...

 

This Photo Will Become a Prog Rock Album Cover in 3...2...1...

Via Huffington Post

Hockey Reference for the 3 of You Who Like That Sorta Thing...

Go Bruins!

(Also I'm posting this because I'm not going to have another chance to use this GIF for many many moons)

Via Reddit

Zelda Convention - June 15, 2011

That escalated quickly...

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Zelda Convention - June 14, 2011

Via Reddit

I am a real American...

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Zelda Convention - June 13, 2011

Thundercats HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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