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Rob Dean On Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 5:00PM Rob Dean On Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 3:30PM Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
Eryn Ashley On Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 3:04PM So, my black footed ferret said “Barbados,” cause she had to go give her boyfriend some Bon Jovi love. Land O’Lakes! Iron Maiden Officials, I wish that side order of bacon is more of a Free-Will Baptist. Welcome to Finland.
Find out what you could be saying when you abbreviate. All of these are listed as legitimate alternatives to our much-beloved slang. I do not think that means what you think that means …
BRB: Be Right Back
Brazilian Rainbow Boa
Blue Ridge Boogie
Barbados
BFF: Best Friend Forever
Biblical Foundations for Freedom
Bovine Follicular Fluid
Rob Dean On Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 1:05PM Look, I get what you're going for - the whole "Biggest Loser" thing but targeting childhood obesity.
I'm just saying, I don't think it's the best title to encourage young people. In a few years, the certificate proclaiming them "The Youngest Loser" will not be the easiest thing to explain.
Rob Dean On Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 12:30PM 
The Film: Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Cast & Crew: Brian De Palma (writer & director); Paul Williams, William Finley, Jessica Harper
Plot Synopsis (from IMDB): A disfigured musician sells his soul for the woman he loves so that she will perform his music.
Is It Out on DVD Currently?: Yes - but in a bare bones release with no extras.
Why Does It Deserve Special Features?: Phantom of the Paradise is an underappreciated gem that has gone on to influence many of the most lauded filmmakers today. Of particular note, Edgar Wright, Guillermo Del Toro and Quentin Tarantino have referenced the movie directly in interviews and implicitly in their films. A movie that is a crossroads between the stories of the past and the direction of the future, Phantom of the Paradise deserves a closer examination and analysis. A deluxe Phantom disc would be a great way to spread the gospel to cinephiles everywhere.
What Should Be On the Disc?
Rob Dean On Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 11:00AM Today's word of the day is Spasm:
—Synonyms
2. fit, storm, flash, spurt.
Rob Dean On Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 9:30AM This clip from Syfy's Dinocroc vs. Supergator "movie" comes courtesy of The Soup. Behold, the brilliance of Jerry the Pool Boy!
Rob Dean On Monday, May 30, 2011 at 10:44AM
We take a moment and say "Thank You" to all the brave soldiers who have fought in our names. We remember those who have died in that fight and we praise those who are continuing a different fight of their own.
In other words...
Rob Dean On Friday, May 27, 2011 at 5:00PM It's Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday!
(It's the First Friday we've been back, so yeah - we're using this video. Deal with It.)
Rob Dean On Friday, May 27, 2011 at 3:30PM Anything or anyone that does not bring you alive, is too small for you.
Rob Dean On Friday, May 27, 2011 at 2:00PM This is an amazing video by South African group Goldfish for their song "We Come Together." This is so many levels of 8-bit awesome....
(Via Topless Robot)
Eryn Ashley On Friday, May 27, 2011 at 12:30PM
Memorial Day Weekend is upon us. A chance to recognize and reflect the sacrifices made by our very brave men and women in uniform. Theirs is an honorable death, giving up literally everything for what they believe is Right and worth dying for, ensuring freedom for countless numbers of people for generations.
Unfortunately - there's not a lot that's funny about that. So we went the other way with it - pleased to enjoy this list of the top ten ignoble deaths by characters in Film and TV. These are deaths that are completely devoid of anything approaching honor, class or - in some cases - logic.
Alien 3, Birdemic, House, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Lost, MASH, Star Wars, The Shining, X-Men Rob Dean On Friday, May 27, 2011 at 11:00AM Today's word of the day is Circumspect:
"Eaaaaaaaasy, Buddy."
[sur-kuh
m-spekt] –adjective
