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Inconceivable! Popular Acronyms and Their Alternate Meanings

So, my black footed ferret said “Barbados,” cause she had to go give her boyfriend some Bon Jovi love. Land O’Lakes! Iron Maiden Officials, I wish that side order of bacon is more of a Free-Will Baptist. Welcome to Finland.

Find out what you could be saying when you abbreviate. All of these are listed as legitimate alternatives to our much-beloved slang. I do not think that means what you think that means …

 

BRB: Be Right Back

Brazilian Rainbow Boa

Blue Ridge Boogie                 

Barbados

 

BFF: Best Friend Forever

Biblical Foundations for Freedom

Black Footed Ferret

Bovine Follicular Fluid

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