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Rob Dean On Friday, August 19, 2011 at 5:00PM Rob Dean On Friday, August 19, 2011 at 4:30PM You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.
Rob Dean On Friday, August 19, 2011 at 3:46PM This is it! This is my thesis, man!
Two icons together at la---
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...That's not a good look, fellas.
Rob Dean On Friday, August 19, 2011 at 3:00PM There's only so much Bjork, volcanoes and magic elves one can take. Here's Bon Iver's latest video, "Holocene."
BON IVER "Holocene" from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.
Rob Dean On Friday, August 19, 2011 at 2:15PM ...the "Z" means it's fun!
Some occasional NSFW language and a few minor spoilers.
7) Dinner for Schmucks
6) Get Him to the Greek
Embed...Denied! LAME. Go here to check it out.
5) Invention of Lying
Rob Dean On Friday, August 19, 2011 at 1:30PM Keith Doughty On Friday, August 19, 2011 at 12:45PM Keith Doughty discusses songs, albums and artists that are unappreciated, unknown, and/or unfairly-maligned by the general public. This is Hidden Tracks.
David Bowie - "African Night Flight"
One of these days, one of these days
Gotta get a word through one of these days
Did David Bowie accidentally invent rap music? Of course not. Don’t be silly. Yet the thought just might enter your mind when listening to “African Night Flight” off of Bowie’s 1979 album, Lodger. The song starts out with various non-melodic instruments and sound effects working together to create a frantic rhythm. Brian Eno, who co-wrote the song, is there to provide prepared piano and “cricket menace” (“little crickety sounds that Brian produced from a combination of my drum machine and his ‘briefcase’ synth,” Bowie said in 2001). The result reminds me more of a modern day rap “beat” than the backdrop of a 1970s rock song. And then Bowie comes in.
Rob Dean On Friday, August 19, 2011 at 12:00PM 
....well, more reasonable than that, anyways.
Have you signed Matt Singer's Movie Theater Etiquette Manifesto? Well you should.
Go here to read it and then follow the links to sign it.
Go on, do it.
Rob Dean On Friday, August 19, 2011 at 11:16AM Today's word of the day is "Fervor:"
Rob Dean On Friday, August 19, 2011 at 10:30AM Oldie but Goodie - On Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Norm Macdonald enjoys mocking the Carrot Top movie with Courtney Thorne-Smith, the co-star of the Carrot Top movie.
Rob Dean On Thursday, August 18, 2011 at 5:15PM Rob Dean On Thursday, August 18, 2011 at 4:30PM If there are men in this country big enough to own the government of the United States, they are going to own it; what we have to determine now is whether we are big enough, whether we are men enough, whether we are free enough, to take possession again of the government which is our own.
Rob Dean On Thursday, August 18, 2011 at 3:45PM That's good enough for me! Tom Waits meets the Cookie Monster. That is all.
