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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Sesame Street (3)

    D is for Depressing

    That's good enough for me! Tom Waits meets the Cookie Monster. That is all.

    Fisticuffs! 07/06/11

    Fisticuffs is when you tell me who would win in a knockdown, dragout, physical fight to the death between two people or groups.


    Today's pairing is The Grimace  VS. Snuffleupagus

    The Grimace, Ronald Macdonald's gelatinous amorphous blob friend who appears to be missing anything resembling a central nervous system, locked in mortal combat against Snuffleupagus, the tusk-less wooly mammoth that burst through imaginary veils to become real to the adults on Sesame Street.

    Two beasts enter, only one will leave! Plead your case in the comments below!

    Verbiage - May 26, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Torment

    tor·ment [v. tawr-ment,; n. tawr-ment]

    –verb (used with object)

    1. to afflict with great bodily or mental suffering; pain: to be tormented with violent headaches.
    2.  to worry or annoy excessively: to torment one with questions. 
    3. to throw into commotion; stir up; disturb.