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Mass Distraction

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Deep Red

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Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

 

Goonies the Musical!

 

Sloth's Song

Goonies the Musical!

 

Takin' It Back

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Piano Lessons

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Entries in Geektastic (34)

For realz.

 

Fett and Maul in the Same Video!

This is it! This is my thesis, man!

Two icons together at la---

...

...That's not a good look, fellas.

Iceland Appreciates the Change

There's only so much Bjork, volcanoes and magic elves one can take. Here's Bon Iver's latest video, "Holocene."

BON IVER "Holocene" from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

You, My Friend, Have a Gift

Everything in its right place:

(Via Reddit)

It's Actually Quite Reasonable

....well, more reasonable than that, anyways.

Have you signed Matt Singer's Movie Theater Etiquette Manifesto? Well you should.

Go here to read it and then follow the links to sign it.

 

Go on, do it.

Norm to the Rescue!

Oldie but Goodie - On Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Norm Macdonald enjoys mocking the Carrot Top movie with Courtney Thorne-Smith, the co-star of the Carrot Top movie.

D is for Depressing

That's good enough for me! Tom Waits meets the Cookie Monster. That is all.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaadies?

Both Have Surprising Amounts of Feces Chucking

The latest review from Red Letter Media's Half in the Bag series also shows their experience at Cyphan Con.

Looks Like Someone Brought Their "A" Game

Not Tampa, though. No, they went with a Teddy Roosevelt impersonator who spouts well-known sayings like a talking plush doll. All in a bid to get the 2012 Republican National Convention.

Thanks, Video. I am now embarrassed for Tampa when I'm used to feeling blind indifference and casual hatred towards Tampa. I don't like change!

(Via Politico)

Thanks to Keith for the tip!

The Future of America!

No, people are right - now's the time to cut spending on education.

...idiots...

(Video is after the jump because it autoplays)

Click to read more ...

I Don't Remember That Part....

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Dilbert Said There'd Be Days Like This

My mind flashes to that last exchange preeeeeeetty much every day at the office when people are wondering how something is going.

"You mean that thing you just mentioned just now?"

"Yeah."

"Oh we're on top of that!"

Ughhhhhhh....it's like working with the guy from Memento.

Sometimes...There Are No Words

 

This is one of those times.

(Via The Daily What)