Map of Metal

Finally! Someone using the internet to create an intricate graphic representation of a subculture! But it is a cool interactive display of musical information with some great examples of each genre.

(Via Badass Digest)

Please to enjoy the red band (as in NSFW language) trailer for David Gordon Green's The Sitter with Jonah Hill - who's fat in the movie but creepy skinny in the intro. Honestly, it's pretty funny and I'm not that big a fan of Mr. Hill.

Yes, it's just Adventures in Babysitting with more profanity and a protagonist with bigger boobs. But maybe that won't be such a bad thing. Plus JB Smoove is in it and partnered with Sam Rockwell, so that's already better than a half-assed Vincent D'Onofrio as Thor appearance.

Jon and Al Kaplan - the mad men behind Silence!, the Silence of the Lambs musical - created this brilliant video of their great song "Amy, Awake!" for a Fright Night musical

for more from these geniuses, who really deserve a lot more acknowledgement, please go to their site:

http://jonandal.com/

(Via Reddit)

Two fun new novelty accounts on Twitter to follow: Fake Joel Stillerman and T-800. One is an inhuman monster intent on destroying all that we hold dear and the other is the Terminator. (The Vilanch Crown grows ever nearer...)

@111001001101010

@JoelStillerman

(For background on Stillerman, read this)

Dwight's Perfect Crime:

(Via Reddit)

Every kill in a Friday the 13th movie in one handy infographic!

Via Badass Digest

(Via Badass Digest)

Beastie Boys are now selling these on their site:

Yes toy figures with all sorts of cool aspects. The price?

$750

To be fair - the proceeds are being split by Pablove Foundation and Alex's Lemonade Stand - two very good causes to help in the fight against pediatric cancer. Plus you get all sorts of cool stuff. I've worked with the latter before, and they definitely do a lot of great work and are very worthy of any support.

But still...seems like a lot of dough to ask for.

Although, now that I think about it, the people that grew up with Beastie Boys (like 16-18) are almost 50. Jesus. So I guess Old Man Beastie Fan can afford it.

Anyways, check them out here.

(Via Topless Robot)

Look, I get what you're going for - the whole "Biggest Loser" thing but targeting childhood obesity.

I'm just saying, I don't think it's the best title to encourage young people. In a few years, the certificate proclaiming them "The Youngest Loser" will not be the easiest thing to explain.

This is an amazing video by South African group Goldfish for their song "We Come Together." This is so many levels of 8-bit awesome....

(Via Topless Robot)

A new Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis just came out! (Some NSFW Language)

I love cracked.com's After Hours.  I think it's some of the most brilliant and hilarious pop culture dissection ever made - stacking it alongside AV Club and any Tarantino says in a coke-fueled diatribe.  The latest installment involves sex, vampires and sex with vampires.  Enjoy!