Please to enjoy the red band (as in NSFW language) trailer for David Gordon Green's The Sitter with Jonah Hill - who's fat in the movie but creepy skinny in the intro. Honestly, it's pretty funny and I'm not that big a fan of Mr. Hill.

Yes, it's just Adventures in Babysitting with more profanity and a protagonist with bigger boobs. But maybe that won't be such a bad thing. Plus JB Smoove is in it and partnered with Sam Rockwell, so that's already better than a half-assed Vincent D'Onofrio as Thor appearance.

Gideon Defoe's awesome Pirates! In an Adventure with... book series is being adapted to screen by Aardman (Wallace & Gromit, Shaun the Sheep, Creature Comforts, Chicken Run, etc.). Here's the brand new trailer:

For more information, check out the IMDB page.

Oh sweet jesus....

Apparently, still buzzing from their Gathering - which even included Mushroomhead and PEOPLE ON STILTS - Insane Clown Posse has made a western movie.  Ugh.

(Via Videogum)