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Entries in Zelda Convention (71)

Zelda Convention - August 19, 2011

Via Ain't It Cool News

"I'll have what she's having!"

Links...

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Zelda Convention - August 18, 2011

(Via Reddit)

Links for All!

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Zelda Convention - August 17, 2011

Hey! I don't need your sarcastic comments about my "abilities," robots. That job is taken.

Give me sites beyond sight!

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Zelda Convention - August 16, 2011

 

BA-NA-NA-NA BATMAN! BATMAN! FABULOUS!

Linkage Awaits....

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Zelda Convention - August 15, 2011

Get out of my head, Dead Man!

Linkage ahead...

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Ham!

Gideon Defoe's awesome Pirates! In an Adventure with... book series is being adapted to screen by Aardman (Wallace & Gromit, Shaun the Sheep, Creature Comforts, Chicken Run, etc.). Here's the brand new trailer:

For more information, check out the IMDB page.

"Silly Princess..."

"...Coins are for Plumbers."

Today's shirt from Teefury. One day only - go here to buy it before July 20th comes around!

Zelda Convention - July 18, 2011

Looking back on it, maybe I should've said "pussy."

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Moviegoers are a Cowardly & Superstitious Lot

This is everywhere - but here's another place to find The Dark Knight Rises trailer.

 

It's 80% old footage, 10% titles/images, and 10% new footage.

Also, the more I think about it, the more I realize that the title is dumb. It goes Batman Begins then Dark Knight...then Dark Knight Rises? Why not have something other than "Dark Knight" in the title so the series doesn't have two DK titles leaving Batman Begins sticking out like a sore thumb?

The second one should've been The Dark Knight Rises and then this one could've been The _____ Falls, or _____'s End or something, especially as the teaser/trailer bills it as the conclusion of Nolan's trilogy (and we know WB is relaunching in about 2 years or so).

Grumble mumble.

(Via Comicsalliance)

Zelda Convention - July 12, 2011

We're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks!

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Zelda Convention - July 11, 2011

Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it.

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Top That? IMPOSSIBLE?

From 1989's Teen Witch. Yikes.

(Via Let's Be Friends Again)

Zelda Convention - July 8, 2011

"The Tender Vigilante...does not have...insurance..."

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Ayn Rand Never Looked SO Good

 

I don't know if any of you saw this on SpikeTV last night - but it's a good, extended look at the upcoming video game Bioshock Infinite. I will note - SpikeTV, outside of their marathon showings of Star Wars, is godawful. MANswers? Go fuck yourself.