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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Cracked.com (9)

    Zelda Convention - August 16, 2011

     

    BA-NA-NA-NA BATMAN! BATMAN! FABULOUS!

    Linkage Awaits....

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    DAMMIT, NADINE!

    Zelda Convention - June 28, 2011

    Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov...

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    Now I Just Want Batman to Run For President

    I don't want him to be president, of course; I don't agree with his policies on child labor at all. But I like the image of Batman in debates. Anyways, the latest video from Cracked.com's After Hours crew is here, it is awesome and it contains a few f-bombs:

     

    Also - Salt/Sugar roulette is pretty brilliant.

    "It's a Fat Baby, Melissa!!!"

    Zelda Convention - June 6, 2011

    "Tell him about the Twinkie."

    "What about the Twinkie?"

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    Zelda Convention - June 1, 2011

    Via Reddit - but I can't find the link!

    Wrapped Up Like a Douche Another Runner in the Night!

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    Zelda Convention - May 23, 2011

    via if we don't, remember me

    I'm just tryna change the color of your mood ring...

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    New "After Hours" Examines Sex w/Vampires

    I love cracked.com's After Hours.  I think it's some of the most brilliant and hilarious pop culture dissection ever made - stacking it alongside AV Club and any Tarantino says in a coke-fueled diatribe.  The latest installment involves sex, vampires and sex with vampires.  Enjoy!