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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Fox News (4)

    Zelda Convention - July 5, 2011

    Get your game on! Get Paid!

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    Oh STFU, Chris Wallace

    Ya just got schooled...Stewart-style!

    (via Huffington Post)

    Zelda Convention - June 6, 2011

    "Tell him about the Twinkie."

    "What about the Twinkie?"

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    Verbiage - February 19, 2010

    Today's Word of the Day is Munge:

    Munge

    1. A derogatory term meaning to imperfectly transform information.
    2. A comprehensive rewrite of a routine, data structure or the whole program.