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    Entries in Word of the Day (64)

    Verbiage - August 19, 2011

    Today's word of the day is "Fervor:"

    fer·vor

    [fur-ver]
    noun
    1. great warmth and earnestness of feeling: to speak with great fervor.
    2. intense heat.

    Verbiage - August 18, 2011

    Today's word of the day is "Exultant:"

     

    ex·ult·ant

    [ig-zuhl-tnt]
    adjective
    exulting;  highly elated; jubilant; triumphant.

    Verbiage - August 17, 2011

    Today's word of the day is "Efficacious:"

    ef·fi·ca·cious

    [ef-i-key-shuhs] 
    adjective
    capable of having the desired result or effect; effective as a means, measure, remedy, etc.: The medicine is efficacious in stopping a cough.

    Verbiage - August 16, 2011

    Today's word of the day is "Sacrilege:"

    sac·ri·lege

    [sak-ruh-lij] 
    noun
    1. the violation or profanation of anything sacred or held sacred. 
    2. an instance of this.
    3. the stealing of anything consecrated to the service of God.

    Verbiage - August 15, 2011

    Today's word of the day is "Pernicious:"

    per·ni·cious

    [per-nish-uhs]
    adjective
    1. causing insidious harm or ruin; ruinous; injurious; hurtful: pernicious teachings; a pernicious lie.
    2. deadly; fatal: a pernicious disease.
    3. Obsolete . evil; wicked.

    Verbiage - July 19, 2011

    Today's word of the day is "Ardent:"

    ar·dent

    [ahr-dnt] 

    –adjective

     
    1. having, expressive of, or characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent: an ardent vow; ardent love.
    2. intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous: an ardent theatergoer. an ardent student of french history.
    3. vehement; fierce: They were frightened by his ardent, burning eyes.
    4. burning, fiery, or hot: the ardent core of a star.

    Verbiage - July 18, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Reckless:

    reck·less

    [rek-lis] 
    –adjective
    1. utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; without caution; careless (usually followed by of ): to be reckless of danger. 
    2. characterized by or proceeding from such carelessness: reckless extravagance.

    Verbiage - July 15, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Encompass:

    en·com·pass

    [en-kuhm-puhs] 

    –verb (used with object)

    1. to form a circle about; encircle; surround: He built a moat to encompass the castle.
    2. to enclose; envelop: The folds of a great cloak encompassed her person.
    3. to include comprehensively: a work that encompasses the entire range of the world's religious beliefs.

    Verbiage - July 14, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Frenetic:

    fre·net·ic

    [fruh-net-ik] 
    –adjective
    frantic;  frenzied.

     

    Verbiage - July 13, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Unbridled:

    un·bri·dled

    [uhn-brahyd-ld] 

    –adjective

    not controlled or restrained: unbridled enthusiasm.

     

    Verbiage - July 12, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Recurrent:

    re·cur·rent

    [ri-kur-uhnt, -kuhr-]

    –adjective

    1. that recurs;  occurring or appearing again, especially repeatedly or periodically.

    Verbiage - July 11, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Mind-blowing:

    mind-blow·ing

    [mahynd-bloh-ing] 
    –adjective Slang .
    1. overwhelming; astounding: Spending a week in the jungle was a mind-blowing experience.
    2. producing a hallucinogenic effect: a mind-blowing drug.

    Verbiage - July 8, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Endorse:

    en·dorse

    [en-dawrs] verb, -dorsed, -dors·ing, noun

    –verb (used with object) Also, indorse ( for defs. 1–6 ) .

    1. to approve, support, or sustain: to endorse a political candidate. 
    2. to designate oneself as payee of (a check) by signing, usually on the reverse side of the instrument. 
    3. to sign one's name on (a commercial document or other instrument).
    4.  to make over (a stated amount) to another as payee by one's endorsement
    5.  to write (something) on the back of a document, paper, etc.: to endorse instructions; to endorse one's Signature.
    6. to acknowledge (payment) by placing one's signature on a bill, draft, etc.

    Verbiage - July 7, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Ensnare:

    Via Senor Gif

    en·snare

    [en-snair]
    –verb (used with object), -snared, -snar·ing.
    to capture in, or involve as in, a snare: to be ensnared by lies; to ensnare birds.