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    Verbiage - February 22, 2010

    Today's word of the day is scobberlotch:

    Scobberlotch

     

    to loaf around, doing nothing in particular

    Verbiage - February 19, 2010

    Today's Word of the Day is Munge:

    Munge

    1. A derogatory term meaning to imperfectly transform information.
    2. A comprehensive rewrite of a routine, data structure or the whole program.

     

    Verbiage - February 18, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Skimmington:

    Skimmington

    A word employed in the phrase, "To ride Skimmington"; that is to ride on a horse with a woman, but behind her, facing backward, carrying a distaff, and accompanied by a procession of jeering neighbors making mock music; a cavalcade in ridicule of a henpecked man. The custom was in vogue in parts of England.

    Verbiage - February 17, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Sobriquet:

    Sobriquet

    A nickname

    Verbiage - February 16, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Deodand:

    Deodand

    -noun, English Law

    (before 1846) an animal or article that, having been the immediate cause of the death of a human being, was forfeited to the crown to be applied to pious uses

    Verbiage - February 15, 2010

    Today's word of the day is erinaceous:

    Erinaceous

    Of the hedgehog kind or family

    Verbiage - February 12, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Jiggery-Pokery:

    Jiggery-pokery

    –noun Chiefly British.

    1. Trickery, hocus-pocus; fraud; humbug
    2. Sly, underhanded action
    3. Manipulation: After a little jiggery-pokery, the engine started

    Verbiage - February 10, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Hypnopompic:

    Hypnopompic:

    Of or relating to the partially conscious state that precedes complete awakening from sleep.

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