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    Entries in Death (4)

    Quotent Quotables - August 17, 2011

    Only those are fit to live who are not afraid of dying.

    - General Douglas MacArthur

    Verbiage - February 16, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Deodand:

    Deodand

    -noun, English Law

    (before 1846) an animal or article that, having been the immediate cause of the death of a human being, was forfeited to the crown to be applied to pious uses

    Music Memory Mondays: Band of Horses, "The Funeral"

    (Note: yes this will be a recurring segment that usually will be published on Mondays.  Oops?)

    The Song: “The Funeral” by Band of Horses

    The Event:  My Grandmother’s death

    While it’s very clichéd to relate a song about death to an actual death, at least it’s not a song from The Big Chill.  But more specifically, there was an actual reason to link the song with the event of my grandmother's passing.  When I got the call from my mother that my grandmother had died, I emerged from my bedroom and told my roommate.  As was custom in our tiny New York City apartment, iTunes was playing on random in the background – to cover up the numerous awkward gaps in our conversations.  We were talking about how I’d have to go to New Hampshire for the funeral when this song came on in the background. 

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    Quotent Quotables - January 19, 2010

    Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
    Love, the reeling midnight through,
    For tomorrow we shall die!
    (But, alas, we never do.)

    -Dorothy Parker