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    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

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    Entries in Dorothy Parker (2)

    Quotent Quotables - March 1, 2010

    You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

    - Dorothy Parker's answer when asked to use the word horticulture during a game of Can-You-Give-Me-A-Sentence?

    Quotent Quotables - January 19, 2010

    Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
    Love, the reeling midnight through,
    For tomorrow we shall die!
    (But, alas, we never do.)

    -Dorothy Parker