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    Monday, March 1, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    Quotent Quotables - March 1, 2010

    By AuthorRob Dean On DateMonday, March 1, 2010 at 3:30PM

    You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

    - Dorothy Parker's answer when asked to use the word horticulture during a game of Can-You-Give-Me-A-Sentence?

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