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    Entries in Life (11)

    Quotent Quotables - August 17, 2011

    Only those are fit to live who are not afraid of dying.

    - General Douglas MacArthur

    Verbiage - July 15, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Encompass:

    en·com·pass

    [en-kuhm-puhs] 

    –verb (used with object)

    1. to form a circle about; encircle; surround: He built a moat to encompass the castle.
    2. to enclose; envelop: The folds of a great cloak encompassed her person.
    3. to include comprehensively: a work that encompasses the entire range of the world's religious beliefs.

    Quotent Quotables - June 28, 2011

    I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

    - Ian Fleming

    Quotent Quotables - June 24, 2011

    For me, music and life are all about style.

    - Miles Davis

    Quotent Quotables - June 13, 2011

    Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn’t suck.

    - Joss Whedon

    Quotent Quotables - May 25, 2011

    I want to walk through life instead of being dragged through it.

    - Alanis Morissette

     

    Quotent Quotables - April 2, 2010

    People talk about nightfall, or night falling, or dusk falling, and it's never seemed right to me. Perhaps they once meant befalling. As in night befalls. As in night happens. Perhaps they, whoever they were, thought of a falling sun. That might be it, except that that ought to give us dayfall. Day fell on Rupert the Bear. And we know, if we've ever read a book, that day doesn't fall or rise. It breaks. In books, day breaks, and night falls.

    In life, night rises from the ground. The day hangs on for as long as it can, bright and eager, absolutely and positively the last guest to leave the party, while the ground darkens, oozing night around your ankles, swallowing for ever that dropped contact lens, making you miss that low catch in the gully on the last ball of the last over.

    - Hugh Laurie

    Quotent Quotables - March 24, 2010

    This is how we go on: one day a time, one meal at a time, one pain at a time, one breath at a time. Dentists go on one root canal at a time; boat builders go on one hull at a time. If you write books, you go on one page at a time. We turn from all we know and all we fear. We study catalogues, watch football games, choose Sprint over AT&T. We count the birds in the sky and will not turn from the window when we hear the footsteps behind as something comes up the hall; we say yes, I agree that clouds often look like other things - fish and unicorns and men on horseback - but they are really only clouds. Even when the lightning flashes inside them we say they are only clouds and turn our attention to the next meal, the next pain, the next breath, the next page. This is how we go on. 

    -- Stephen King

    Quotent Quotables - March 17, 2010

    I'd say to myself or whoever I was with, 'It'll look good in the biography.' and then I'd go ahead and do whatever daft thing it was - like taking acid on the sacred mesa or doing the bungee-jump, getting the haircut, dancing with the stranger, talking to the crowd - whatever I was 'scared' of mostly, or fancied doing, or never dared before, I'd try it on the basis that it would make for a more interesting read one day. 

    - Grant Morrison

    Quotent Quotables - March 8, 2010

    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, not work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.

    -Bill Hicks

    Quotent Quotables - January 28, 2010

    "If life isn't hard, then you're doing something wrong." - David Letterman