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    Entries in Joss Whedon (7)

    Quotent Quotables - June 17, 2011

    The English Language is my bitch. Or I don't speak it very well. Whatever.

     - Joss Whedon


    Quotent Quotables - June 16, 2011

    [Veronica Mars] solves little puzzles because she, like all of us, cannot unravel the bigger ones.

    - Joss Whedon

    Quotent Quotables - June 15, 2011

    People with real power never fear of losing it. People with control think of little else.

    - Joss Whedon

    Quotent Quotables - June 14, 2011

    If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

    - Joss Whedon

    Quotent Quotables - June 13, 2011

    Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn’t suck.

    - Joss Whedon

    A (Somewhat) Modest Proposal

    Currently, three of the most prolific and brilliant minds working in modern television are without TV shows at the moment:

    • Joss Whedon recently wrapped up "Dollhouse" after two seasons with the (constantly mucking about) Fox.
    • Conan O'Brien left "The Tonight Show" after a very public mess with Jay Leno and NBC. 
    • Bryan Fuller, creator of "Pushing Daisies," "Wonderfalls," and "Dead Like Me," has a development deal with NBC - but no series on the horizon.

    So what should these titans of broadcasting do?  I say it's time for them to get out of the business of television.  Yes it's time to leave behind the main networks and cable channels for...the internet!  Buh?

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    GIMME! - Dr. Horrible mini statue!

    This is just awesome...

     

    This awesome statue depicting NPH as his evil (yet sympathetic) character "Dr. Horrible" will be coming out in February from Entertainment Earth.  The price for pre-order is $69.99 and there will be only 1,000 or so made, so get thee to Entertainment Earth's site post-haste nerds!

    (via Topless Robot)