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So What'cha Want? Toys?

Beastie Boys are now selling these on their site:

Yes toy figures with all sorts of cool aspects. The price?

$750

To be fair - the proceeds are being split by Pablove Foundation and Alex's Lemonade Stand - two very good causes to help in the fight against pediatric cancer. Plus you get all sorts of cool stuff. I've worked with the latter before, and they definitely do a lot of great work and are very worthy of any support.

But still...seems like a lot of dough to ask for.

Although, now that I think about it, the people that grew up with Beastie Boys (like 16-18) are almost 50. Jesus. So I guess Old Man Beastie Fan can afford it.

Anyways, check them out here.

GIMME! - Dr. Horrible mini statue!

This is just awesome...

 

This awesome statue depicting NPH as his evil (yet sympathetic) character "Dr. Horrible" will be coming out in February from Entertainment Earth.  The price for pre-order is $69.99 and there will be only 1,000 or so made, so get thee to Entertainment Earth's site post-haste nerds!

(via Topless Robot)