Oh sweet jesus....

Apparently, still buzzing from their Gathering - which even included Mushroomhead and PEOPLE ON STILTS - Insane Clown Posse has made a western movie.  Ugh.

(Via Videogum)

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

- Voltaire

Looking at you, Taylor Momsen.

Don't be like her - have a soul and please continue to contribute to Haitian relief efforts!

"Be an astronaut?  Sure!"

NASA has discovered a bag of cocaine in one of their hangars.  Seriously?  What the hell, NASA?  The centrifuge, giant gyroscope, rockets, jets and zero-G's aren't enough excitement for you?  You have to bump rails on top of it?

Also, this case combined with this earlier report, why is Coke everywhere?  Aren't we going a bit too far with this whole retro thing?  I like Scarface as much as the next person (providing the next person doesn't really like Scarface), but come on people.  It's the 21st century.

It's meth's time.

I was!

Sorry I haven't been around, gang.  I've just been slammed and sickly this week.  But we're gonna have all types of stuff and shenanigans next week, including new features, more personal essays, more Goonies the Musical videos and some other surprises.

So hang in there, baby!

This is just awesome...

This awesome statue depicting NPH as his evil (yet sympathetic) character "Dr. Horrible" will be coming out in February from Entertainment Earth.  The price for pre-order is $69.99 and there will be only 1,000 or so made, so get thee to Entertainment Earth's site post-haste nerds!

(via Topless Robot)

2010 is already better than 2009.

How, you may ask?  Because in 2009, professionally unfunny puppet-fister Jeff Dunham had a TV show.

In 2010? Not so much.

With the time off, maybe Mr. Dunham can practice not moving his lips when he talks.  Or not using simple stereotypes in cliched, hackneyed bits that are so far from funny that the light from funny won't hit them for another eight and a half years.

Now show him how it's done, Franklin!