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The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.

 

 

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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Website (6)

    Resurrection Imminent

     

    Stay Tuned, True Believers!

    The Day Approaches, All in Accordance with the Prophecy

    Monkey's Got a Message for All Y'all....

     

    It draws nearer....

    Something's Coming.....

    Monkey's Gone to Hiatus

    Hey Everyone -

    the site will be goin on hiatus until the first week of June.  We'll be back with new contributors, new features and maybe some other surprises.  See you all then!

     

    Mr. Monkey - I thought you were dead!

    I was!

     

    Sorry I haven't been around, gang.  I've just been slammed and sickly this week.  But we're gonna have all types of stuff and shenanigans next week, including new features, more personal essays, more Goonies the Musical videos and some other surprises.

     

    So hang in there, baby!