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    Entries in Drugs (1)

    "Want to Get Higher Than You've Ever Been In Your Life?"

    "Be an astronaut?  Sure!"

    NASA has discovered a bag of cocaine in one of their hangars.  Seriously?  What the hell, NASA?  The centrifuge, giant gyroscope, rockets, jets and zero-G's aren't enough excitement for you?  You have to bump rails on top of it?

    Also, this case combined with this earlier report, why is Coke everywhere?  Aren't we going a bit too far with this whole retro thing?  I like Scarface as much as the next person (providing the next person doesn't really like Scarface), but come on people.  It's the 21st century.

    It's meth's time.