"Be an astronaut? Sure!"
NASA has discovered a bag of cocaine in one of their hangars. Seriously? What the hell, NASA? The centrifuge, giant gyroscope, rockets, jets and zero-G's aren't enough excitement for you? You have to bump rails on top of it?
Also, this case combined with this earlier report, why is Coke everywhere? Aren't we going a bit too far with this whole retro thing? I like Scarface as much as the next person (providing the next person doesn't really like Scarface), but come on people. It's the 21st century.
It's meth's time.