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    « Quotent Quotables - Thursday, December 31, 2009 | Main | My Secret Identity »
    Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    Suck It, 2009!

    By AuthorRob Dean On DateWednesday, December 30, 2009 at 4:41PM

    2010 is already better than 2009.

    How, you may ask?  Because in 2009, professionally unfunny puppet-fister Jeff Dunham had a TV show.

    In 2010? Not so much.

    With the time off, maybe Mr. Dunham can practice not moving his lips when he talks.  Or not using simple stereotypes in cliched, hackneyed bits that are so far from funny that the light from funny won't hit them for another eight and a half years.

    Now show him how it's done, Franklin!

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