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    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

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    Suck It, 2009!

    2010 is already better than 2009.

    How, you may ask?  Because in 2009, professionally unfunny puppet-fister Jeff Dunham had a TV show.

    In 2010? Not so much.

    With the time off, maybe Mr. Dunham can practice not moving his lips when he talks.  Or not using simple stereotypes in cliched, hackneyed bits that are so far from funny that the light from funny won't hit them for another eight and a half years.

    Now show him how it's done, Franklin!