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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Conan O'Brien (6)

    Norm to the Rescue!

    Oldie but Goodie - On Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Norm Macdonald enjoys mocking the Carrot Top movie with Courtney Thorne-Smith, the co-star of the Carrot Top movie.

    Verbiage - June 30, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Undulate:

    un·du·late

    [v. uhn-juh-leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-; adj. uhn-juh-lit, -leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-] verb, -lat·ed, -lat·ing, adjective
    –verb (used without object)
     
    1. to move with a sinuous or wavelike motion; display a smooth rising-and-falling or side-to-side alternation of movement: The flag undulates in the breeze 
    2. to have a wavy form or surface; bend with successive curves in alternate directions.
    3. (of a sound) to rise and fall in pitch: the wail of a siren undulating in the distance.

    Zelda Convention - June 21, 2011

    Robot Hoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuse!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Zelda Convention - June 14, 2011

    Via Reddit

    I am a real American...

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    Verbiage - March 15, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "Adroit" -

    (via FailBlog)

    Adroit

    1. expert or nimble in the use of the hands or body.
    2. cleverly skillful, resourceful, or ingenious: an adroit debater.

    A (Somewhat) Modest Proposal

    Currently, three of the most prolific and brilliant minds working in modern television are without TV shows at the moment:

    • Joss Whedon recently wrapped up "Dollhouse" after two seasons with the (constantly mucking about) Fox.
    • Conan O'Brien left "The Tonight Show" after a very public mess with Jay Leno and NBC. 
    • Bryan Fuller, creator of "Pushing Daisies," "Wonderfalls," and "Dead Like Me," has a development deal with NBC - but no series on the horizon.

    So what should these titans of broadcasting do?  I say it's time for them to get out of the business of television.  Yes it's time to leave behind the main networks and cable channels for...the internet!  Buh?

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