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• One Thing We Can All Agree On? January Jones Needs to Learn How to Act: Here are two different pieces on X-Men: First Class (both contain some spoilers) - one about the muddled morality and awkwardly handled racial politics of the movie and the other examines Magneto as a critique of Israel. I don't really buy that latter argument, but it is interesting and worth mulling over.
• Step 1 - Take Ecstasy, Step 2 - click on these links, Step 3 - Trip BALLS: Here's two of my favorite random weird ass links from You're the Man Now, Dog - Techno Flanders and Futurama Crocodile Alligator.
• Work Isn't Just Going to Ignore Itself, You Know: The Awl rounds up 10 great internet films of 2010. Worth checking to see some very original voices enter the scene - more than a few may end up becoming better known film directors.
• I Haven't Seen Such a Bitter Late Night Talk Show Host Since Chevy Chase: If you somehow missed this floating around the intertubes today, here's Conan's commencement speech to Dartmouth:

• Pithy to the End: David Williams summarizes the Star Trek: TNG porn parody in one tweet with one SFW photo.
• Next Step? Get Paulie's Robot Butler to Join the Band: The Protomen do an awesome cover of "No Way Out" from Rocky IV. I can't embed it (lame), but a fan made this video placing the song in the movie.
• Remember - You're a Dancer, Not a Whore: This is a hilarious and brilliant list of inspirational life lessons taken from the taglines of dance movies. And now this Family Guy clip has become RELEVANT!!! (it's one of those scenes I quote to myself all the time. Cuz I'm supercool)
• Gay Dudes Are Tougher Than You: This is a fact. Australian comedian Steve Hughes understands this fact and explains it very well (with some NSFW language)

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