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    Top 5 Most Disappointing Supervillains in Movies

    Via She Walks SoftlyIt's been said that heroes are only as good as their villains. In order to have an interesting hero, he or she must face an interesting and truly threatening adversary. In genre fiction, this is usually done by one of two ways. Either having the villain be a threat so large that it seems unlikely anyone can stop it. Or else have the threat be of a complimentary nature, the flip side of the coin of the hero (dark vs. light, etc.). In either case, when the villain reveals his or her potential for destruction and true horror, it makes the heroes seem even mightier and their (inevitable victories) that much sweeter.

    Unfortunately, that doesn't always work out. This can be especially true when the budget limitations of films are coupled with the imagination limitations of most film producers. Toss in the need to adhere to certain formulas (or to create another line of toys), and suddenly you have an impotent villain who is not the definition of threatening but instead the definition of wasted potential. These are the top 5 worst offenders, the supervillains who seemed cool but were just...just awful.

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    Quotent Quotables - March 2, 2010

    Thom tried to think of someone who had saved the world and felt suddenly the world was short of world-saving heroes.  Perhaps saving the world was impossible unless you were the fellow who refused to press the big red button when the time came.  There were millions of heroes, each saving a very small part of the world.

    - Couch by Benjamin Parzybok

    A (Somewhat) Modest Proposal

    Currently, three of the most prolific and brilliant minds working in modern television are without TV shows at the moment:

    • Joss Whedon recently wrapped up "Dollhouse" after two seasons with the (constantly mucking about) Fox.
    • Conan O'Brien left "The Tonight Show" after a very public mess with Jay Leno and NBC. 
    • Bryan Fuller, creator of "Pushing Daisies," "Wonderfalls," and "Dead Like Me," has a development deal with NBC - but no series on the horizon.

    So what should these titans of broadcasting do?  I say it's time for them to get out of the business of television.  Yes it's time to leave behind the main networks and cable channels for...the internet!  Buh?

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