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    Entries in Conan (3)

    Norm to the Rescue!

    Oldie but Goodie - On Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Norm Macdonald enjoys mocking the Carrot Top movie with Courtney Thorne-Smith, the co-star of the Carrot Top movie.

    Verbiage - June 30, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Undulate:

    un·du·late

    [v. uhn-juh-leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-; adj. uhn-juh-lit, -leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-] verb, -lat·ed, -lat·ing, adjective
    –verb (used without object)
     
    1. to move with a sinuous or wavelike motion; display a smooth rising-and-falling or side-to-side alternation of movement: The flag undulates in the breeze 
    2. to have a wavy form or surface; bend with successive curves in alternate directions.
    3. (of a sound) to rise and fall in pitch: the wail of a siren undulating in the distance.

    Immodest Proposal: The Audacity of Masturbating Bears

    Updated on Saturday, January 23, 2010 at 4:43AM by Registered CommenterRob Dean

    Updated on Saturday, January 23, 2010 at 6:43PM by Registered CommenterRob Dean

    The last of Conan on NBC just aired, and with it comes a few thoughts.

    Firstly, I was perusing Hulu today, looking at the most recently added shows to see if Archer had been added yet (alack alas, not until February 14 - weak sauce, I know).  I was moving my cursor around the page when I passed by The Jay Leno Show (requisite: Boo! Hiss!) and happened to notice what people are tagging the Leno Show with:

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    Also, Michael Ian Black wrote a bleak but honest assessment of the whole thing. 

    Although, I disagree. 

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