Robot Hoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuse!!!!!!!!!!!

• I Want to Go to There: Many of these (official) promotional tie-ins are bugnuts insane. But that Aliens Micro Machines set? Baffling? Maybe. Amazing? Certainly.
• The Work of Renowned Parapsychologist Dr. Peter Venkman Goes Unnoticed: Here's a fun/depressing/interesting piece on the 10 most revealing psychology experiments. It's fundepresting!
• Stop the Party But We Won't Stop (Unless Internet Connection Gets Cut): I seriously just spent like an hour or so playing with this awesome "simple sinewave synthesizer" at aM laboratory.
• Just Stop Whatever You're Doing and Watch the Living CRAP Out of This: Best new comedian Kyle Kinane straight kills it on Conan:

• Even Nerds Are Rolling Their Eyes, "This Man Does Not Represent Me.": Alan Grayson uses the seminal Green Lantern/Green Arrow storyline where it turns out Green Lantern isn't so good with the blacks to dress down Republicans...or something. See what you've done to the progressive movement, Weiner?!?!?!? Seriously, Grayson - this is some embarrassing shit indeed.
• SyFy Would Do Well to Listen to This Man...: Andrew Cosby, creator of Eureka, pitches a new "SyFy Original Movie" every single day on CHUD.com with his 365 Days of Sci-Fi. It is...pretty awesome. There's a good 85% of these that I would watch. Don't forget, folks - Mega Python vs. Gatoroid comes out today.
• What Hast Thou Wrought, George Lucas?: Escape from Galaxy 3 tried to cash in on Star Wars. What the movie lacks in production costs, design or technical innovation, it also lacks in characterization, dialogue or being an interesting film. But it definitely has more sparkles and bedazzled costumes than a decade of Starlight Express. Nice unitard, "Princess."
• Still Paints Italians in a Better Light Than Jersey Shore (try the veal): Grindhouse Releasing has restored and is touring with a print of Duke Mitchell's Gone with the Pope. What is Gone with the Pope? I'll let the trailer explain.

(Despite being on YouTube the clip is NSFW with nudity, cursing and violence)