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The Song: “The Funeral” by Band of Horses
The Event: My Grandmother’s death
While it’s very clichéd to relate a song about death to an actual death, at least it’s not a song from The Big Chill. But more specifically, there was an actual reason to link the song with the event of my grandmother's passing. When I got the call from my mother that my grandmother had died, I emerged from my bedroom and told my roommate. As was custom in our tiny New York City apartment, iTunes was playing on random in the background – to cover up the numerous awkward gaps in our conversations. We were talking about how I’d have to go to New Hampshire for the funeral when this song came on in the background.