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    Entries in Word of the Day (64)

    Verbiage - March 19, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "consternation" -

    Consternation

    –noun
    a sudden, alarming amazement or dread that results in utter confusion; dismay.

    Verbiage - March 18, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "juxtapose"

    Juxtapose

    to place close together or side by side, esp. for comparison or contrast.

    Verbiage - March 17, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "imminent" -

    Imminent

    1. likely to occur at any moment; impending: Her death is imminent.
    2. projecting or leaning forward; overhanging.

    Verbiage - March 15, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "Adroit" -

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    Adroit

    1. expert or nimble in the use of the hands or body.
    2. cleverly skillful, resourceful, or ingenious: an adroit debater.

    Verbiage - March 12, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "malicious":

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    Malicious

    1. full of, characterized by, or showing malice; malevolent; spiteful: malicious gossip.
    2. Law. vicious, wanton, or mischievous in motivation or purpose.

    Verbiage - March 11, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Discrepant:

    Discrepant

    –adjective
    (usually of two or more objects, accounts, findings etc.) differing; disagreeing; inconsistent: discrepant accounts.

    Verbiage - March 9, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Analogous:

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    Analagous

    Adjective

    Similar or alike in such a way as to permit the drawing of an analogy.

     

    Verbiage - March 8, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Lubitorium:

    Lubitorium

    A service station

    Verbiage - March 5, 2010

    Today's Word of the Day is Deliciate:

    Deliciate

    De*li"ci*ate\, v. t. To delight one's self; to indulge in feasting; to revel. [Obs.]

    Verbiage - March 4, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Snollygoster:

    Snollygoster

    n.   Slang
    One, especially a politician, who is guided by personal advantage rather than by consistent, respectable principles.

    Verbiage - March 3, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Laetificant:

    Laetificant

    pertaining to a medicine that makes one feel happy or stimulated

    Verbiage - March 2, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Abnormous:

    Abnormous

    Abnormal; irregular; misshapen

    Verbiage - March 1, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Mundungus:

    Rubbish, refuse

    Verbiage - February 23, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "Fructuous" -

    Fructuous

    Fruitful, productive