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    Monday, June 20, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    Verbiage - June 20, 2011

    By AuthorRob Dean On DateMonday, June 20, 2011 at 11:00AM

    Today's word of the day is Impetuous:

    Via 4GIFs

    im·pet·u·ous

    [im-pech-oo-uhs]
    –adjective
    1. of, pertaining to, or characterized by sudden or rash action, emotion, etc.; impulsive: an impetuous decision; an impetuous person.
    2. having great impetus;  moving with great force; violent: the impetuous winds.
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    Friday, March 19, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    Verbiage - March 19, 2010

    By AuthorRob Dean On DateFriday, March 19, 2010 at 11:25AM

    Today's word of the day is "consternation" -

    Consternation

    –noun
    a sudden, alarming amazement or dread that results in utter confusion; dismay.
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