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    Verbiage - June 22, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Fortuitous:

    for·tu·i·tous

    [fawr-too-i-tuhs, -tyoo-]  
    –adjective
    1. happening or produced by chance; accidental: a fortuitous encounter.
    2. lucky; fortunate: a series of fortuitous events that advanced her career.

    Verbiage - March 24, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "perfidious" -

    Perfidious

    deliberately faithless; treacherous; deceitful

    Verbiage - March 19, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "consternation" -

    Consternation

    –noun
    a sudden, alarming amazement or dread that results in utter confusion; dismay.

    Verbiage - March 17, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "imminent" -

    Imminent

    1. likely to occur at any moment; impending: Her death is imminent.
    2. projecting or leaning forward; overhanging.

    Verbiage - March 12, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "malicious":

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    Malicious

    1. full of, characterized by, or showing malice; malevolent; spiteful: malicious gossip.
    2. Law. vicious, wanton, or mischievous in motivation or purpose.

    Verbiage - March 11, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Discrepant:

    Discrepant

    –adjective
    (usually of two or more objects, accounts, findings etc.) differing; disagreeing; inconsistent: discrepant accounts.