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    Entries in Princess Leia (2)

    Zelda Convention - July 11, 2011

    Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it.

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    Verbiage - March 5, 2010

    Today's Word of the Day is Deliciate:

    Deliciate

    De*li"ci*ate\, v. t. To delight one's self; to indulge in feasting; to revel. [Obs.]