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    Entries in Word of the Day (64)

    Verbiage - July 6, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Drastic:

    Via Pleated Jeans

    dras·tic

    [dras-tik] 
    –adjective
    1. acting with force or violence; violent.
    2. extremely severe or extensive: a drastic tax-reduction measure.

    Verbiage - July 5, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Morbid:

    Via 4GIFs

    mor·bid

    [mawr-bid] 

    –adjective

    1. suggesting an unhealthy mental state or attitude; unwholesomely gloomy, sensitive, extreme, etc.: a morbid interest in death.
    2. affected by, caused by, causing, or characteristic of disease.
    3. pertaining to diseased parts: morbid anatomy.
    4. gruesome; grisly.

    Verbiage - July 1, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Consensus:

     Via Pleated Jeans

    con·sen·sus

    [kuhn-sen-suhs] 
    noun, plural -sus·es.
    1. majority of opinion: The consensus of the group was that they should meet twice a month
    2. general agreement or concord; harmony.

    Verbiage - June 30, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Undulate:

    un·du·late

    [v. uhn-juh-leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-; adj. uhn-juh-lit, -leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-] verb, -lat·ed, -lat·ing, adjective
    –verb (used without object)
     
    1. to move with a sinuous or wavelike motion; display a smooth rising-and-falling or side-to-side alternation of movement: The flag undulates in the breeze 
    2. to have a wavy form or surface; bend with successive curves in alternate directions.
    3. (of a sound) to rise and fall in pitch: the wail of a siren undulating in the distance.

    Verbiage - June 29, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Desultory:

    Via Reddit

    des·ul·to·ry

    [des-uhl-tawr-ee, -tohr-ee] 
    –adjective
    1. lacking in consistency, constancy, or visible order, disconnected; fitful: desultory conversation.
    2. digressing from or unconnected with the main subject; random: a desultory remark.

    Verbiage - June 28, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Subterfuge:

    Via Senor Gif

    sub·ter·fuge

    [suhb-ter-fyooj]
    –noun
    an artifice or expedient used to evade a rule, escape a consequence, hide something, etc.

    Verbiage - June 27, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Jubliant:

    ju·bi·lant

    [joo-buh-luhnt]
    –adjective
    showing great joy, satisfaction, or triumph; rejoicing; exultant: the cheers of the jubilant victors; the jubilant climax of his symphony.

    Verbiage - June 24, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Disparate:

    Via 4GIFs

    dis·pa·rate

    [dis-per-it, dih-spar-]  
    –adjective
    distinct in kind; essentially different; dissimilar: disparate ideas.

    Verbiage - June 23, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Ingenious:

    Via GIFbin

    in·gen·ious

    [in-jeen-yuhs]
    –adjective
    1. characterized by cleverness or originality of invention or construction: an ingenious machine.
    2.  cleverly inventive or resourceful: an ingenious press agent. 
    3. Obsolete.
      1. intelligent; showing genius.
      2. ingenuous.

    Verbiage - June 22, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Fortuitous:

    for·tu·i·tous

    [fawr-too-i-tuhs, -tyoo-]  
    –adjective
    1. happening or produced by chance; accidental: a fortuitous encounter.
    2. lucky; fortunate: a series of fortuitous events that advanced her career.

    Verbiage - June 21, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Conspicuous:

    Via GIFbin

    con·spic·u·ous

    [kuhn-spik-yoo-uhs] 
    –adjective
    1. easily seen or noticed; readily visible or observable: a conspicuous error. 
    2. attracting special attention, as by outstanding qualities or eccentricities: He was conspicuous by his booming laughter.

     

    Verbiage - June 20, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Impetuous:

    Via 4GIFs

    im·pet·u·ous

    [im-pech-oo-uhs]
    –adjective
    1. of, pertaining to, or characterized by sudden or rash action, emotion, etc.; impulsive: an impetuous decision; an impetuous person.
    2. having great impetus;  moving with great force; violent: the impetuous winds.

    Verbiage - May 23, 2011

    Today's word of the day is: Renaissance

     

    [ren-uh-sahns, -zahns, -sahns, ren-uh-sahns, -zahns, -sahns; especially Brit. ri-ney-suhns]

    –noun
    1. the activity, spirit, or time of the great revival of art, literature, and learning in europe beginning in the 14th century and extending to the 17th century, marking the transition from the medieval to the modern world.
    2. the forms and treatments in art used during this period.  
    3. ( sometimes lowercase ) any similar revival in the world of art and learning.
    4.  ( lowercase ) a renewal of life, vigor, interest, etc.; rebirth; revival: a moral renaissance.
     
     

    Verbiage - April 19, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "pensive."

    Via The Chive

    Pensive

    1. dreamily or wistfully thoughtful: a pensive mood.
    2. expressing or revealing thoughtfulness, usually marked by some sadness: a pensive adagio.