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    Entries in Word of the Day (64)

    Verbiage - April 16, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "isolation."

    Via theBERRY

    Isolation

    1. an act or instance of isolating.
    2. the state of being isolated.
    3. the complete separation from others of a person suffering from contagious or infectious disease; quarantine.

    Verbiage - April 15, 2010

    Today's phrase of the day is "magnum opus."

    Via theBerry

    Magnum Opus

    a great work, esp. the chief work of a writer or artist: Proust's magnum opus is Remembrance of Things Past.

    Verbiage - April 14, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "incongruous."

    Via Uphaa

    Incongruous

    1. out of keeping or place; inappropriate; unbecoming: an incongruous effect; incongruous behavior.
    2. not harmonious in character; inconsonant; lacking harmony of parts: an incongruous mixture of architectural styles.
    3. inconsistent: actions that were incongruous with their professed principles.

    Verbiage - April 12, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "bewilder."

    Via The Daily What

    Bewilder

    to confuse or puzzle completely; perplex: These shifting attitudes bewilder me.

    Verbiage - April 9, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "blunder."

    Via Picture is Unrelated

    Blunder

    (noun)

    1. a gross, stupid, or careless mistake: That's your second blunder this morning.

    (verb without object)

    1. to move or act blindly, stupidly, or without direction or steady guidance: Without my glasses I blundered into the wrong room.
    2. to make a gross or stupid mistake, esp. through carelessness or mental confusion: Just pray that he doesn't blunder again and get the names wrong.

    (verb with object)

    1. to bungle; botch: Several of the accounts were blundered by that new assistant.
    2. to utter thoughtlessly; blurt out: He blundered his surprise at their winning the award.

    Verbiage - April 7, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "affray."

    Via This is Photobomb

    Affray

    1. a public fight; a noisy quarrel; brawl.
    2. Law. the fighting of two or more persons in a public place.

    Verbiage - April 6, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "ennui."

    Ennui

    a feeling of utter weariness and discontent resulting from satiety or lack of interest; boredom: The endless lecture produced an unbearable ennui.

    Verbiage - April 2, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "prodigious."

    Via Agent M

    Prodigious

    1. extraordinary in size, amount, extent, degree, force, etc.
    2. wonderful or marvelous
    3. abnormal; monstrous.
    4. Obsolete - ominous.

    Verbiage - April 1, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "despondency."

    via The Daily What

    Despondency

    state of being despondent; depression of spirits from loss of courage or hope; dejection.

     

    Verbiage - March 31, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "whimsy."

    Whimsy

    1. capricious humor or disposition; extravagant, fanciful, or excessively playful expression
    2. an odd or fanciful notion.
    3. anything odd or fanciful; a product of playful or capricious fancy

    Verbiage - March 30, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "devotee."

    Devotee

    1. A person who is greatly devoted to something
    2. A person who is extremely devoted to a religion; a follower
    3. An enthusiastic follower or fan

    Verbiage - March 29, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "dread."

    via GeekWeek

    Dread

    1. to fear greatly; be in extreme apprehension of
    2. to be reluctant to do, meet, or experience
    3. Archaic. to hold in respectful awe.

    Verbiage - March 25, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "lamentable."

    Lamentable

    that is to be lamented; regrettable; unfortunate: a lamentable decision.

    Verbiage - March 22, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "aloof."

    Aloof

    -adverb

    at a distance, esp. in feeling or interest; apart: They always stood aloof from their classmates.

    -adjective

    reserved or reticent; indifferent; disinterested: Because of his shyness, he had the reputation of being aloof.