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Entries in Tattoo (7)

Nerd Ink - Scott Pilgrim Tat & The Luna Brothers' "The Sword"

Today's featured comic book is The Sword by The Luna Brothers.

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Nerd Ink: Stan Lee-Signed Tattoo and Layman & Guillory's "Chew"

First the tattoo that was signed by Stan Lee (found here):

Via 2adults1child

This week's comic we'll be looking at is John Layman & Rob Guillory's Chew.

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Nerd Ink - April 7, 2010

The Maxx fights some Isz on a guy's Leg

Today's comic book of the day is Crogan's Vengeance by Chris Schweizer!

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Nerd Ink - March 31, 2010

Via Rate My Ink

Today's recommended comic book reading is The Exterminators by Simon Oliver & Tony Moore.

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Verbiage - March 25, 2010

Today's word of the day is "lamentable."

Lamentable

that is to be lamented; regrettable; unfortunate: a lamentable decision.

Nerd Ink - March 24, 2010

New Segment! Every wednesday we present a picture of a nerdy tattoo and a recommended comic book.

Via Great White Snark

Today's recommended comic book reading is We3 by Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely

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My Mid-Life Crisis

I don’t intend to live long. 

There’s an old joke, “What’s the best way to make God laugh?  Make a plan.”  I doubt that I will be lucky enough to be blessed with a timely demise.  Not that I really have a strong suicidal urge (not compared to the next seriously depressed person).  I simply don’t like the idea of being old and infirmed, embarrassingly relying on my loved ones to take care of me while I slowly lose my physical and mental faculties.

The reason for this semi-self-destructive diatribe is that I believe I suffered what could be a classic mid-life crisis at the age of 18.  I had been accepted to college and was preparing to go there in September.  But that summer, I decided to dip my toes into the craziness and try to revive my long slumbering barbaric yawp.

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