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    Entries in Scott Pilgrim (5)

    Scottie Pilgrim, You're My Hero.

    Verbiage - June 8, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Unbridled:

    un·bri·dled

    [uhn-brahyd-ld] 
    –adjective
    1. not controlled or restrained: unbridled enthusiasm.
    2. not fitted with a bridle.

    Zelda Convention - June 3, 2011

    Via Fuck Yeah Steve Zisso

    Let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch...

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    Zelda Convention - May 27, 2011

    It's Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday!

    (It's the First Friday we've been back, so yeah - we're using this video. Deal with It.)

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    Nerd Ink - Scott Pilgrim Tat & The Luna Brothers' "The Sword"

    Today's featured comic book is The Sword by The Luna Brothers.

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