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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in The Onion (3)

    Zelda Convention - July 7, 2011

    (Via Reddit)

    Little sumthin' for my godson Elijah and a little girl named Corinne.

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    Today in Our Program, We Slap the Stupid Out of You

    Act 5, "Wake the F*ck Up!" - in this act, This American Life host Ira Glass demands justice for The Onion and joins in the the growing movement to get a Pulitzer for America's Finest News Source. Stay with us...

     

    (NSFW - unhinged public radio DJ language)

    Shit is so Ira Glass....

    Zelda Convention - May 27, 2011

    It's Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday!

    (It's the First Friday we've been back, so yeah - we're using this video. Deal with It.)

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