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    Entries in Warren Ellis (2)

    Zelda Convention - July 7, 2011

    (Via Reddit)

    Little sumthin' for my godson Elijah and a little girl named Corinne.

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    Quotent Quotables - March 23, 2010

    We're deathly afraid of that stabbing word "pretentious," the word that students use to curse each other's ambition. It's a young person's word, a shortcut-to-thinking word. I'm a big fan of pretension. It means "an aspiration or intention that may or may not reach fulfillment." It doesn't mean failing upward. It means trying to exceed your grasp. Which is how things grow. 

    -- Warren Ellis