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Rob Dean On Thursday, July 7, 2011 at 5:00PM 
Little sumthin' for my godson Elijah and a little girl named Corinne.
Rob Dean On Tuesday, March 23, 2010 at 3:45PM We're deathly afraid of that stabbing word "pretentious," the word that students use to curse each other's ambition. It's a young person's word, a shortcut-to-thinking word. I'm a big fan of pretension. It means "an aspiration or intention that may or may not reach fulfillment." It doesn't mean failing upward. It means trying to exceed your grasp. Which is how things grow.
