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Mass Distraction

Monkey See...

 

Deep Red

Monkey See (on TV)...


Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

 

Goonies the Musical!

 

Sloth's Song

Goonies the Musical!

 

Takin' It Back

Goonies the Musical!

 

Piano Lessons

Goonies the Musical!

 

Tubes

 

Entries in Morning Awkwardness (47)

STAMOS!!!!!!

Scottie Pilgrim, You're My Hero.

Panthro's Getting Too Old For this Shit

This is 100% real. Whilst recording the voices of Thundercats, actors showed their frustration by using that age old method of letting off steam. No, not killing "Snarf." But cursing:

Hard to Represent Queens with a Boner!

(PS if you like The Whitest Kids u'Know, you'll love next week. And if you don't - well then, suck it, commie)

I Am McLovin's Smirking Revenge

T-U-R-T-L-E POWER, MOFO!

You Gotta Make Your Own Fun

Even if you're a Dark Lord of the Sith...

 

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Beat

I Thought My Chorus Was Cool When We Sang Beatles...

Here's the a capella choir version of Rammstein's "Du Hast" that you didn't know you wanted, but now you can't imagine living without:

(via Badass Digest)

He's the Dick Joke Surgeon Sacred Heart Deserves

...but not the one it needs right now.

 

I Am Filled With Equal Parts Fear and Hope for the Future

Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!) directs this music video for "The Youth" by MGMT.

I Find Maher Guilty...of Making an Apt Comparison

Bill Maher comparing the thought processes of Casey Anthony jurors to those of the Republican base:

(via HuffPost)

What I See When I Close My Eyes Sunday Night

I love this song and this video...please to enjoy "Frontier Psychiatrist" by The Avalanches.

TGIFF, right? This Dog Knows What I'm Talking About

Thank God it's Fucking Friday - enjoy the original pilot for Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon's "Adventure Time."