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Entries in Whitest Kids U' Know (3)

Hard to Represent Queens with a Boner!

(PS if you like The Whitest Kids u'Know, you'll love next week. And if you don't - well then, suck it, commie)

7 Patriotic Videos of Pure Hilarity

First of all - America is the greatest, freest, fittest, smartest, prettiest, sexiest, sweetest, funniest, nicest, swankiest, toughest nation in the world. And if you don't like it - you can GET OUT.

Secondly - we have a lot of problems. there's a lot wrong with the greatest, freest, fittest, smartest, prettiest, sexiest, sweetest, funniest, nicest, swankiest, toughest nation in the world.

But one thing we do very well? Humor. And nothing is quite so funny as our own history, our own screwed up nation and a man getting kicked in the groin. That's just science.

Here are 7 hilarious patriotic videos that focus on our nation's younger days:

7)  The Whitest Kids U'Know, Jack & Oswald

My favorite part? "You have a flag! That's very nice." Some of the jokes land flat...but then the music picks up...

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It Must Get Awfully Gross Up There in Space

From Whitest Kids U'Know comes this ad for The Jizzle (NSFWish language):