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    Entries in US Presidents (3)

    Quotent Quotables - August 18, 2011

    If there are men in this country big enough to own the government of the United States, they are going to own it; what we have to determine now is whether we are big enough, whether we are men enough, whether we are free enough, to take possession again of the government which is our own.

    - Woodrow Wilson

    Quotent Quotables - August 15, 2011

    Uncompromising thought is the luxury of the closeted recluse.

    - Woodrow Wilson

    7 Patriotic Videos of Pure Hilarity

    First of all - America is the greatest, freest, fittest, smartest, prettiest, sexiest, sweetest, funniest, nicest, swankiest, toughest nation in the world. And if you don't like it - you can GET OUT.

    Secondly - we have a lot of problems. there's a lot wrong with the greatest, freest, fittest, smartest, prettiest, sexiest, sweetest, funniest, nicest, swankiest, toughest nation in the world.

    But one thing we do very well? Humor. And nothing is quite so funny as our own history, our own screwed up nation and a man getting kicked in the groin. That's just science.

    Here are 7 hilarious patriotic videos that focus on our nation's younger days:

    7)  The Whitest Kids U'Know, Jack & Oswald

    My favorite part? "You have a flag! That's very nice." Some of the jokes land flat...but then the music picks up...

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