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    7 Patriotic Videos of Pure Hilarity

    First of all - America is the greatest, freest, fittest, smartest, prettiest, sexiest, sweetest, funniest, nicest, swankiest, toughest nation in the world. And if you don't like it - you can GET OUT.

    Secondly - we have a lot of problems. there's a lot wrong with the greatest, freest, fittest, smartest, prettiest, sexiest, sweetest, funniest, nicest, swankiest, toughest nation in the world.

    But one thing we do very well? Humor. And nothing is quite so funny as our own history, our own screwed up nation and a man getting kicked in the groin. That's just science.

    Here are 7 hilarious patriotic videos that focus on our nation's younger days:

    7)  The Whitest Kids U'Know, Jack & Oswald

    My favorite part? "You have a flag! That's very nice." Some of the jokes land flat...but then the music picks up...

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