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Entries in Kids (4)

Zelda Convention - August 17, 2011

Hey! I don't need your sarcastic comments about my "abilities," robots. That job is taken.

Give me sites beyond sight!

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Because Kids Suck Too.

Please to enjoy the red band (as in NSFW language) trailer for David Gordon Green's The Sitter with Jonah Hill - who's fat in the movie but creepy skinny in the intro. Honestly, it's pretty funny and I'm not that big a fan of Mr. Hill.

Yes, it's just Adventures in Babysitting with more profanity and a protagonist with bigger boobs. But maybe that won't be such a bad thing. Plus JB Smoove is in it and partnered with Sam Rockwell, so that's already better than a half-assed Vincent D'Onofrio as Thor appearance.

What I See When I Close My Eyes Sunday Night

I love this song and this video...please to enjoy "Frontier Psychiatrist" by The Avalanches.

Quotent Quotables - February 11, 2010

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

 

-Friedrich Nietzsche