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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

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    Entries in Children (3)

    Because Kids Suck Too.

    Please to enjoy the red band (as in NSFW language) trailer for David Gordon Green's The Sitter with Jonah Hill - who's fat in the movie but creepy skinny in the intro. Honestly, it's pretty funny and I'm not that big a fan of Mr. Hill.

    Yes, it's just Adventures in Babysitting with more profanity and a protagonist with bigger boobs. But maybe that won't be such a bad thing. Plus JB Smoove is in it and partnered with Sam Rockwell, so that's already better than a half-assed Vincent D'Onofrio as Thor appearance.

    DAMMIT, NADINE!

    Verbiage - March 22, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "aloof."

    Aloof

    -adverb

    at a distance, esp. in feeling or interest; apart: They always stood aloof from their classmates.

    -adjective

    reserved or reticent; indifferent; disinterested: Because of his shyness, he had the reputation of being aloof.