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Entries in Cartoons (7)

TGIFF, right? This Dog Knows What I'm Talking About

Thank God it's Fucking Friday - enjoy the original pilot for Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon's "Adventure Time."

Verbiage - July 6, 2011

Today's word of the day is Drastic:

Via Pleated Jeans

dras·tic

[dras-tik] 
–adjective
  1. acting with force or violence; violent.
  2. extremely severe or extensive: a drastic tax-reduction measure.

Verbiage - April 13, 2010

Today's word of the day is "brobdingnagian."

Brobdingnagian

of huge size; gigantic; tremendous.

Saturday Morning Cartoons - It's Like Vaudeville, But Less "Chinaman" Jokes

Oh, Home Movies...how I miss you...

After the jump, a few more glimpses into the brilliant, fevered minds of Brendon Small and company...

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Monkey See, Monkey Review - "Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs"

Original Cover to the Book

Childhood nostalgia is a tricky thing.  Cater to it too much, and you become an obsessive completist stuck in the past and unable to appreciate any new approaches or nuances to familiar subject matter.  Disregard it too much and you risk alienating and offending people who loved the subject matter in the first place.

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Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Every Saturday, we here at Neurotic Monkey like to post up a cartoon for you all to enjoy.  We should point out this isn't really for kids, but whatever, they gotta grow up sometime!

This amazing short film isn't really hilarious, but would be a great animated short to play before Duncan Jones' Moon - sci-fi movies that meditate on the distance between people and how we define identity.

This short French film, entitled Skhizein, was brought to my attention by the fine folks at /Film.  It's a story about what happens when a man is struck by a meteorite and all the complications that come from that.

Enjoy!

 

Skhizein (Jérémy Clapin,2008) from Bertie on Vimeo.

Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Every Saturday, we here at Neurotic Monkey like to post up a cartoon for you all to enjoy.  We should point out this isn't really for kids, but whatever, they gotta grow up sometime!

Today's selection is the hilarious meet and beat between Killface and Antagone from the gone-too-soon Frisky Dingo.  Enjoy!