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    Entries in Kafka (2)

    Quotent Quotables - March 5, 2010

    I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn't wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for?...we need the books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us.

    -Franz Kafka

    Saturday Morning Cartoons - It's Like Vaudeville, But Less "Chinaman" Jokes

    Oh, Home Movies...how I miss you...

    After the jump, a few more glimpses into the brilliant, fevered minds of Brendon Small and company...

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