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    Entries in Violence (2)

    Verbiage - July 6, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Drastic:

    Via Pleated Jeans

    dras·tic

    [dras-tik] 
    –adjective
    1. acting with force or violence; violent.
    2. extremely severe or extensive: a drastic tax-reduction measure.

    Verbiage - July 5, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Morbid:

    Via 4GIFs

    mor·bid

    [mawr-bid] 

    –adjective

    1. suggesting an unhealthy mental state or attitude; unwholesomely gloomy, sensitive, extreme, etc.: a morbid interest in death.
    2. affected by, caused by, causing, or characteristic of disease.
    3. pertaining to diseased parts: morbid anatomy.
    4. gruesome; grisly.